10 Best Reasons For Being Late To Work

My top 10 favorite excuses for being late to work from my clients:
1) I was chillin'.
2) I couldn't find a band-aid after cutting myself.
3) I thought there was a 1 hour grace period.
4) My wife wouldn't let me out of bed.
5) It was raining.
6) I accidentally locked myself IN my house.
7) I was waiting for the cable guy.
8) My interview for another job ran late.
9) My favorite episode of "Will and Grace" was on.
10)My toe nails weren't dry from my pedicure.
What are your excuses??